Thursday, June 30, 2005

Everybody Else is Doing it.....

Everybody else is posting this thing and filling it out, so I thougt I would too...

- ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- DO YOU SNORE?
I wouldnt know.... I'm generally alseep at the time
- ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I have no fear... like honestly
- AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Heck yeah!
- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No... too OCD for that
- WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Greyish with black letters
- IS BARBIE SEXY?
I'd have to ask Sarah.
- DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Only if I have recently been listining Audioslave
- HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Yes everyone but Sarah... No Sarah, never... I swear....
- ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Well, I am a vampire
- WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
I'd have to ask Sarah...
- IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
"What is this with bashing Jay Leno? I mean the man is out there every night with fresh material and he's charming!" -Stewie
- CAN YOU SWIM?
Fairly well actually
- HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Uh.... sure....
- DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Why would I do that? I love skin cancer
- HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
You want something I really don't give a danm about?
- CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Um, no
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
no, but I have been in one several times
- ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
No but Leeann is... and she need a boyfriend
- DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Am I the only person in the world that thinks sharping pencils isn't worth the effort? Automatic Pencils forever!
- WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Hunt early, hunt often
- IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I'll have to ask Sarah
- DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Mostly
- WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Just the normal things
- IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Yeah, in Moosejaw Canada
- DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Only if Leeann is punching me after makng a comment
- HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Maybe.... but hey, yo can't have EVERYTHING.... I'm not greedy....
- WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I'm not sure, but I think El Nino has something to do with it....
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
Quarter after nine
- DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Czar, Mr. Hollywood, Teacher-most-likely-to-be-in-a-movie,
- IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Only before noon
- WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Bonhoiffer, and Captain Insano
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Many moons ago... over a month I think
- DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
Probably
- DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Yes
- ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Actually I can see in the dark, so no
- WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Cheese.....
- CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
Regular
- CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Only after a fight
- HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
I have never been hurt in my life
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Does useing that swishy mouth wash stuff count? If so the three times
- IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Dark Brown
- HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
Not overly loud
- DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I'd like it better I'f I was a bounty hunter
- WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
The Rock.... can you see Stone Cold playing a gay body guard?
- ARE YOU PSYCHIC.
I'm a 6th grade teacher... I have to be Psychic
- HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
once
- DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS
Violin, Cello, Bass,
- CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
No... I can fly
- CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
No... I can fly
- DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
I'm the Czar.... can you see a Czar snorting?
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Like Wacko Jacko himself
- ARE YOU A RACIST?
Not if you aren't Italian, Jewish, Black, Irish, Hispanic, Russian, Pollish, um... I mean... well, maybe....
- DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- IS IT COLD OUTSIDE?
In Dayton? I would believe someone if they told me a portal to Hell had opened in this town....
- WHATS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pizzia
- DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Um, no?
- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
I'd have to ask Sarah
- WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Bowflex Info Adds
- DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Only when in KY and only when I'm with Daniel of the Pompus Nose

8 Comments:

Blogger Leeann said...

That is one of the most hilarious things I think I’ve ever read… but before I can say for sure, I think I have to ask Sarah. Apparently, SHE is the Sage of Wisdom after all. ;) And now I am going to leave work and hopefully see you in the next couple of hours! Yay!!
Thanks for being an awesome brother...
Lee

5:45 PM  
Blogger Azrylle said...

What the deuce? Did I miss something... again? lol

11:59 PM  
Blogger Ashley said...

I'm commenting for the sake of commenting.

11:34 PM  
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12:59 PM  
Blogger Azrylle said...

Whoa I definitely missed something...

10:32 PM  
Blogger Azrylle said...

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10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll have to ask Peter, azrylle...

2:29 PM  
Blogger Azrylle said...

Somehow I doubt I'll have to! lol

1:08 PM  

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